These Are the 8 Types of Drunk, According to the 16th Century

Brb, getting Swine Drunk and ordering myself some nachos

In 1592, the playwright and satirist Thomas Nashe wrote a pamphlet called “Pierce Penniless: His Supplication to the Devil” in which a broke student asks the devil for money in exchange for news about the seven deadly sins in London. The massively popular pamphlet…