My Review of Clifford: The Big Red Dog

Man, this dog is big.

All photos: Paramount

I took my family to see Clifford: The Big Red Dog this weekend and boy, was I surprised by what I saw. Here’s the thing they don’t tell you: This dog is HUGE. I mean, it’s absolutely massive. And I know what you’re going to say: “We’ve seen big dogs before. We know how to handle big dogs. My uncle had a Great Dane or whatever, so I know what big dogs are like.”…