Every Type of Zoom Call Participant, Illustrated by Dogs

Are you one of these Zoom dogs?

Jack Shepherd

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The One Who’s Always on Mute Somehow

Waffles thinks that if he just shouts loud enough he’ll be able to overpower the mute button.

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The One Who Thought Their Camera Was Off

Barkley’s gotten very used to the remote-work lifestyle but he still hasn’t quite mastered the “Stop Video” button. This is unfortunate for everyone involved.

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The One Who’s Driving for Some Reason?

Why is Pumpkin always in the car for meetings? Where is she going? Shouldn’t she be looking at the road? These are all questions she’d be able to answer for you if you could hear her over the highway noise.

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The One With the Impressive Bookcase

During Zoom meetings, Cicero likes to use SAT-words like “leverage” and “robust,” which he presumably learned from all those impressive books he’s quite keen for you all to see behind him.

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The One Who’s Dressed Up for No Reason

We’re all hoping that Bandit is going somewhere really nice after this meeting, because the alternative is that he forgot to bring the numbers for the quarterly earnings report and is dramatically overcompensating to distract us.

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The One Who Doesn’t Have Time for Lunch in Between Zoom Calls

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Jack Shepherd

I have a newsletter about crossword puzzles and a podcast about rom-coms. Formerly editorial director @BuzzFeed. Email: JackAShepherd at gmail