17 Wonderfully Useless Words That Shouldn’t Exist But Do

Find out why all today’s ~coolest~ pedants are saying “wabbit,” “deasil,” and “squirk”!

Don’t squirk, but I’m feeling rather wabbit after putting this list of delightfully obscure words together, so instead of a viduous bromatology by way of a preamble, let’s just get to the main course: Here are 17 wonderfully useless words that shouldn’t exist but do.